Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
i would get out, and hug it. omg
good. do that. it’s for the best you take those genes of yours out of the pool.
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
my dad left donuts for breakfast and he signed the note on them with “love dad” and for a second I thought it said “rave dad” and now I’m extremely upset that it doesn’t
Why racist white people always look like this
Wait. They the same person right?
A Somalian and Japanese Wedding
im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
me: actually its 10:58