vinebox:

I never heard this part of the song

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

(Source: sobwanking-archive, via beyoncebeytwice)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka, via beyoncebeytwice)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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do you wanna fuckin go

(via myconsciencecallednsickagain)

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via pizza)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(Source: hurtlamb, via doihonestlycare)

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(via doihonestlycare)

(Source: minoverboard, via sunroofs)

towongfoo:

"back at it again"

(Source: katara, via howtobeafuckinglady)

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(Source: matthitarchive, via happiest)

(Source: sk-etches, via sunroofs)

pink-sunflowers:

it’s honestly so heartbreaking when you try your hardest and that’s not good enough

(via doihonestlycare)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via french)